International Move Gifts

A London gent abroad

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Now that's an afro!'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

The Family Joules: Part 6

Vaccination Passport

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Airport

Technological Dependence.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Limerick Airport

The Airport.

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"it appears I'm being relocated"

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.