Moving To America T-Shirts

Welcome to America

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

The fate of the emigrant

Rhapsody in Blue.

New Guy.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bribes for Jabs

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Vaccination Passport

Airport

Technological Dependence.

New York Netherworld

The Airport.

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Converted Parking Garage

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Your animal companionship is here!"

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Frosty, the Golden Years

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."