Moving To America T-Shirts

Welcome to America

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

The fate of the emigrant

New Guy.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Vaccination Passport

Airport

New York Netherworld

Technological Dependence.

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Converted Parking Garage

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

The Airport.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

Frosty, the Golden Years

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'