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Frosty, the Golden Years

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

New York Netherworld

Converted Parking Garage

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"Your animal companionship is here!"

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Wishing Well

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"