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Frosty, the Golden Years

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Bribes for Jabs

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"I just..."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

New York Netherworld

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Converted Parking Garage

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"