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2020 knocks down lady liberty

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Omara Portuondo

Handbag store - "Perfect."

New Guy.

Culture Saturday

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Relaxing in the Sun

Bribes for Jabs

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Why Cows Leave Home

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Vaccination Passport

Airport

New York Netherworld

Technological Dependence.

Kensington Fluffies

"Your animal companionship is here!"