Moving To California T-Shirts

Now entering California, dude!

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"It's a nice change of pace from being on fire."

California Drivers License

Entering California, Keep it Real!

Entering California, Keep it Real.

California car culture

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Omara Portuondo

Culture Saturday

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Bribes for Jabs

Relaxing in the Sun

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Why Cows Leave Home

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Kensington Fluffies

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"