Moving To L.a. T-Shirts

"For some odd reason, finding some more faults makes me love L.A. even more."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Rhapsody in Blue.

Omara Portuondo

Culture Saturday

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Picking pastries.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Relaxing in the Sun

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Why Cows Leave Home

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"I just..."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."