Frosty, the Golden Years
Moving To Florida Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone moving to Florida? Whether it's their first trip to the Sunshine State or a fresh start, our collection offers fun and witty items that capture the Florida vibe. From mugs to prints, celebrate their new adventure with gifts that bring a smile and a touch of warmth. Perfect for friends, family, or colleagues, these gifts make the transition memorable and full of sunshine.
"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."
Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.
Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."
"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"
"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."
Florida - Still Gay as F**k
Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'
Bribes for Jabs
'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'
Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'
"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."
'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'
"I just..."
Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.
New York Netherworld
YONDER...next 347 miles.
'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'
"Your animal companionship is here!"
"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."
Rent a Room With Hot Water
"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."
"I've got a better view on my smart phone."
Converted Parking Garage
'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'
"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."
Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building
Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.
Downside of a memory foam mattress.
Sculptor making a statue to hug.
"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."
'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'
"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."
Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.
"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"
Moving To Florida Gifts Collection
Moving To Florida Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous and heartfelt mugs perfect for anyone moving to Florida. Find a design that makes them smile every morning!
Moving To Florida Pillows
Brighten up their space with cheerful pillows featuring Florida-inspired designs and witty sayings—comfort and humor they’ll love.
Moving To Florida Prints
Decorate their new Florida home with vibrant prints that capture the sunshine state’s spirit—a perfect way to celebrate their fresh start.
Moving To Florida T-Shirts
Discover our fun and stylish t-shirts ideal for new Floridians. Perfect for celebrating their move and new life in paradise.