Florida Gifts

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Just be yourself."

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

The Baby Walker

On holiday.

Tourists

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Meet the scribe"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Beach con-man.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Holiday time.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial

Bad fake tan day.

Transylvanian backpackers.