Florida Mugs

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

HI, this is Florida Senator Marco Rubio. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to say let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. Ok. Say, what's the weather like in Florida? Let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. House of Java. Ok. Hey, I've always wondered, are there really alligators there? Let's dispense once and for all with the noti

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Just be yourself."

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Tourists

Easter Island legs

On holiday.

The Baby Walker

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Meet the scribe"

Beach con-man.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial