Floridian At Heart Mugs

'Well I'll be danged - a masked gator with a pistol - just what I left Florida to avoid!

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Lighthouse Beam.

Summertime.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Where the Wild Things Summer

Frosty, the Golden Years

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

London summer.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Continental Drift.

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Not funny, Lulu!'

'I needed a break, so I thought I'd take a personal day... then I saw this ad and decided to take 7 personal days.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

Vikings Holiday

Closed for repairs (stonehenge)

Pirate King

How You Know It's Spring...

'Thanks for the coffee, Mary. Oh, and please order flowers for my mother and my parent company.'

'It's Mooby Dick'

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

Castaway is part of a cruise tour.

Darling, you're 48 years old, do you have to jump in every puddle?