Aspiring Floridian Mugs

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

What else is there to wish for?

Little Princess.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Amateur Golfer

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

How You Know It's Spring...

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'

Always stick to the script.

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

'I'm sorry, Mr. Pringle, you failed the acid test. We won't be hiring you.'

"How's the diet going?"

Sign outside a movie studio: Standing in line Auditions.

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

The peer review of your video consultation was fairly negative...but the good news is that it's got you a bit part on Emmerdale.

Model's aspirations

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

"The Heavens Will be Mine."