Aspiring Floridian T-Shirts

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

What else is there to wish for?

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Little Princess.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

The Amateur Golfer

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

So close... Yet so far.

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

How You Know It's Spring...

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

Always stick to the script.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

'I'm sorry, Mr. Pringle, you failed the acid test. We won't be hiring you.'

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

"How's the diet going?"

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

Sign outside a movie studio: Standing in line Auditions.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

Model's aspirations

The peer review of your video consultation was fairly negative...but the good news is that it's got you a bit part on Emmerdale.