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Little Princess.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"I don't like your application."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Vivienne Westwood

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...