Aspiring Stylist Pillows

Little Princess.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I don't like your application."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...