Trainee Stylist Pillows

"It's not that complicated. Just give the man a haircut. It ain't brain surgery."

Doing the borders.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Little Princess.

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

"I don't like your application."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...