Trainee Stylist Pillows

"It's not that complicated. Just give the man a haircut. It ain't brain surgery."

Bad hair day!

Doing the borders.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

Little Princess.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Scarf puts hat back on.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I don't like your application."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Vivienne Westwood

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."