Hair Stylist In Training Pillows

'The fringe will county fifty points and the bald spot a hundred, ok?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Haircuts

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Hair Crop Circle

Shampoo.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Be creative...!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Little Princess.

"Absolutely not!"

Lego Haircut

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"So, how do you want it?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'Punk Rock?'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'