Trainee Hairdresser Pillows

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Haircuts

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Bad hair day!

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Hair Crop Circle

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Pampered and poodled.

"Absolutely not!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Be creative...!"

Lego Haircut

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

What price beauty?

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Sheep In Curlers

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."