Trainee Hairdresser Mugs

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Haircuts

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Bad hair day!

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Hair Crop Circle

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Be creative...!"

Pampered and poodled.

Lego Haircut

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Not you. Your hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

What price beauty?

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Sheep In Curlers

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'