Stylist In Training Pillows

Don't look at me … He dressed himself this morning.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Shoe addict.

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Little Princess.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

Vivienne Westwood

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."