Aspiring Fashionista Pillows

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

Live the dream!

Little Princess.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Tuck Shop

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

Fashion Nursery School

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Girl trying to be a woman

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Where Mom used to take you.

This suits tighter than my skin!

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

Caribou With Big Plans.

Clothes Make the man...

A dressed crab

'Fine Alix, you don't have to go school shopping. I'll bring home jeans and shirts for you to try. . . but tomorrow, rain or shine, we're going shoe shopping.'

"The haircut cost $20. I only had $10 on me."

"He's still defining his brand."

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

'How am I going to pay for all this stuff?'

"What if I called the three outfits that fit me a 'capsule wardrobe'."