Aspiring Fashionista Pillows

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

Live the dream!

Little Princess.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Tuck Shop

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Fashion Nursery School

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Geri Halliwell.

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

Girl trying to be a woman

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Where Mom used to take you.

This suits tighter than my skin!

Future Old People

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

Clothes Make the man...

A dressed crab

Caribou With Big Plans.

'Fine Alix, you don't have to go school shopping. I'll bring home jeans and shirts for you to try. . . but tomorrow, rain or shine, we're going shoe shopping.'

"He's still defining his brand."

"The haircut cost $20. I only had $10 on me."

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."