Fashionista From The Future Pillows

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

The height of fashion in 1796

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Bad hair day!

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Do you think that's wise?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

The Ascent of Woman

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

A women in a shoeshop.

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

A day at the races