Future Fashion Icon Pillows

''Dress warmly for school'? - Don't you want me to be POPULAR?'

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Little Princess.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Real men have facial hair.

"Nice chords Wayne!"

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Future Old People

Miley Cyrus

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

"No Officer, but they will all make lovely trouser belts, shoes, or handbags."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Actually, getting your logo on a polo is quite affordable, and sure beats carrying around a sign. The end is near!

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

'Must you keep reminding me by wearing that shirt?'

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."