Future Fashion Icon Pillows

''Dress warmly for school'? - Don't you want me to be POPULAR?'

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

Little Princess.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Real men have facial hair.

"Nice chords Wayne!"

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

Miley Cyrus

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"No Officer, but they will all make lovely trouser belts, shoes, or handbags."

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

'Must you keep reminding me by wearing that shirt?'

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

'If it's so good, how come it's not on a T-shirt?'