Future Fashion Designer Pillows

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Demure lady with gloves

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

I quilt therefore I am

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Victorian Lady

Bad hair day!

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'She's so put together!'

The Style of Elements

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Haute Suture

A women in a shoeshop.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Men's business romper.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"This is daring, but I like it."

A day at the races

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

New Shoes.