Future Fashionista Pillows

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

"Even if designer babies become a reality..."

'Genetically Modified Underpants.'

Little Princess.

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"November 15, 2063 – leonard's eyebrows finally achieve singularity.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Tuck Shop

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Fashion Nursery School

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

Girl trying to be a woman

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

"He's still defining his brand."

"The haircut cost $20. I only had $10 on me."

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

'If it's so good, how come it's not on a T-shirt?'

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

"Ooooh, Mommy...do these things come with instructions?"