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'Honey? I'm having second thoughts about the tie.'

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Little Princess.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Amy Winehouse

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Real men have facial hair.

A grave with an array of beauty products

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Bruce Willis

"Nice chords Wayne!"

Future Old People

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

Miley Cyrus

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

Actually, getting your logo on a polo is quite affordable, and sure beats carrying around a sign. The end is near!

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

Abraham Lincolns slippers.

Naomi Campbell

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"