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'Honey? I'm having second thoughts about the tie.'

Little Princess.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"He's deliciously vintage."

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

Real men have facial hair.

"Nice chords Wayne!"

A grave with an array of beauty products

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Miley Cyrus

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

Abraham Lincolns slippers.

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

'Must you keep reminding me by wearing that shirt?'