Aspiring Style Icon T-Shirts

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Little Princess.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

Amy Winehouse

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Snake Dress-Up

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

Bruce Willis

Future Old People

A grave with an array of beauty products

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

'Are you actively seeking celebrity status?'

How come nothing good ever happens to me? Like what? Like getting taken by a foreign government then rescued. I want to get a book contract, to be part of the news cycle, to have him talk about me. Whom? Speak my name, Anderson Cooper! The great one.

Miley Cyrus

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"Looking good! Feeling great! And soon to be famous!"