Aspiring Style Icon T-Shirts

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Little Princess.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

Snake Dress-Up

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

A grave with an array of beauty products

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

'Are you actively seeking celebrity status?'

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

Miley Cyrus

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

"Looking good! Feeling great! And soon to be famous!"

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

"They're making my web-page into a movie!"