Kid With Style Aspirations T-Shirts

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

A School Girl and Teacher.

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

Tennis Cosmetic Surgery.

"This year it's all about comfort."

'I don't care how much they're paying you to endorse their shoes. Get rid of them!'

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

'Honey? I'm having second thoughts about the tie.'

'Since I had it done, no one's noticed my acne!'

"I just know I have a shoe design in me"

Live the dream!