Kid With Style Aspirations Pillows

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

A School Girl and Teacher.

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

Sockit2u Foot Fashion! We'd like some plain athletic socks. High-cut, low-cut, bootie or quarter socks? White, black, red, blue or striped? New! Nascar. Moisture management, extra-cushioned or abrasion-resistant? Who needs all these choices? The 6-pack of white, water-wicking quarter socks. We have sock soap in mint, spice or seafoam.

James Bond as a kid.

Hipster son is happy his trousers/pants have shrunk in the wash.

Tennis Cosmetic Surgery.

"This year it's all about comfort."

'I don't care how much they're paying you to endorse their shoes. Get rid of them!'

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

'Honey? I'm having second thoughts about the tie.'

'My black outfit is at the cleaners. I'm really a bad guy.'

'Since I had it done, no one's noticed my acne!'

"I just know I have a shoe design in me"