Style-savvy Student Pillows

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Trust

Tuck Shop

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Lady in Blue Dress

Medical Student

Graduation Day At A Party School

'Take ten years off the top.'

"This is our new one-piece for the more mature ladies."

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

'Maybe a tad too much eye makeup.'

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

A School Girl and Teacher.

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

'Do the flu masks come in other colors?'

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

'Growing a beard?' - 'Yes, not so much face to wash.'

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

The Urban Utility Belt