Fashion Student Pillows

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

Lady in Blue Dress

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Little Princess.

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Tuck Shop

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Fashion Nursery School

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"What's my collar size?"

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Girl trying to be a woman

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

A School Girl and Teacher.

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

'Ms. Worden, please go to the library stacks and bring me a few education journals from the 70s. It seems everything old is new again.'

'Alfred Hitchhiking.'

"The haircut cost $20. I only had $10 on me."