Fashion Student Prints

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

Lady in Blue Dress

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Little Princess.

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Tuck Shop

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Lord of the Rings IV.

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

Fashion Nursery School

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Animation Film Festival. Great, now I have a toon stuck in my head.

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

"What's my collar size?"

Girl trying to be a woman

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

Future Old People

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

A School Girl and Teacher.

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

'Ms. Worden, please go to the library stacks and bring me a few education journals from the 70s. It seems everything old is new again.'