School Fashionista Pillows

Tuck Shop

"Body piercing is against school dress code, Ed."

Little Princess.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Casual Thursday

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Fashion Nursery School

Snake Dress-Up

Urban Life.

Girl trying to be a woman

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Lady in Blue Dress

'Do these come in blue?'

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'Is plaid holding me back?'

'They don't allow ponytails.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

A School Girl and Teacher.

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'