School Fashionista Mugs

Tuck Shop

"Body piercing is against school dress code, Ed."

Little Princess.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Casual Thursday

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Fashion Nursery School

Snake Dress-Up

Girl trying to be a woman

Urban Life.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Do these come in blue?'

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Lady in Blue Dress

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

Future Old People

A School Girl and Teacher.

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

'Is plaid holding me back?'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'They don't allow ponytails.'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'