Fashionista At School Mugs

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Tuck Shop

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Fashion Nursery School

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Lady in Blue Dress

Girl trying to be a woman

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

A School Girl and Teacher.

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

"The haircut cost $20. I only had $10 on me."

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

'It's the first day of school. I'm wearing my new school clothes.'

'Fine Alix, you don't have to go school shopping. I'll bring home jeans and shirts for you to try. . . but tomorrow, rain or shine, we're going shoe shopping.'

"He's still defining his brand."

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

"Ooooh, Mommy...do these things come with instructions?"

"You don't understand Mum: Platform shoes make me that much more elegant..."

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

'Dad, could I borrow your car and your dress Saturday night?'