Fashionista At School T-Shirts

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Tuck Shop

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Fashion Nursery School

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Girl trying to be a woman

Lady in Blue Dress

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

A School Girl and Teacher.

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

"The haircut cost $20. I only had $10 on me."

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

'Fine Alix, you don't have to go school shopping. I'll bring home jeans and shirts for you to try. . . but tomorrow, rain or shine, we're going shoe shopping.'

"He's still defining his brand."

'It's the first day of school. I'm wearing my new school clothes.'

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

'Dad, could I borrow your car and your dress Saturday night?'

"You don't understand Mum: Platform shoes make me that much more elegant..."

"Ooooh, Mommy...do these things come with instructions?"

Sockit2u Foot Fashion! We'd like some plain athletic socks. High-cut, low-cut, bootie or quarter socks? White, black, red, blue or striped? New! Nascar. Moisture management, extra-cushioned or abrasion-resistant? Who needs all these choices? The 6-pack of white, water-wicking quarter socks. We have sock soap in mint, spice or seafoam.

I'm delivering invitations in a carriage. A French chef is creating dinner. Daddy bought me a $3,000 dress and a car�What is that tripe? "My Super Sweet 16." What are you getting me for my 16th, Nana? A rare and precious gift. The word "no." The favorite word of babies and old people.

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

What's with those goofy short socks? Earth to geezer! Everyone wears them. Ok, I will try to be supportive. Love your anklets.