Fashion-conscious Student T-Shirts

A School Girl and Teacher.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Trust

Tuck Shop

Table tennis.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Lady in Blue Dress

Graduation Day At A Party School

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"I promise I won’t get upset. Just tell me why you chewed up her Chanel pumps."

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

My tailor can't seem to accept the fact that I've grown as a person.

'Uh Uh. No way am I sitting on those. That color is just wrong for me!'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

"You're all confused again Edith. This is a SWEATER shop!"

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

'I suppose you say that it fits like a glove because it covers his hands!'

'Since I had it done, no one's noticed my acne!'

"The easy camaraderie between Professors Morris and Sanders was evident even to the nonacademic eye."

Experts say kids should do their own homework. Kids say experts have way too much time on their hands.

"My head hurts but only when I do homework."