Fashion-conscious Student Pillows

A School Girl and Teacher.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Trust

Table tennis.

Tuck Shop

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Graduation Day At A Party School

Lady in Blue Dress

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

"I promise I won’t get upset. Just tell me why you chewed up her Chanel pumps."

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

My tailor can't seem to accept the fact that I've grown as a person.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'Uh Uh. No way am I sitting on those. That color is just wrong for me!'

Douglas Stuart

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

'The text for this course is available at the college bookstore and on iTunes in a choice of designer colors...avocado, sienna, peach, indigo, Mediterranean, and sunburst.'

"The easy camaraderie between Professors Morris and Sanders was evident even to the nonacademic eye."

'Since I had it done, no one's noticed my acne!'

'I suppose you say that it fits like a glove because it covers his hands!'

"You're all confused again Edith. This is a SWEATER shop!"

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

Experts say kids should do their own homework. Kids say experts have way too much time on their hands.