Style-savvy Teen Pillows

'Since I had it done, no one's noticed my acne!'

'Teenagers!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

Pop Culture for Teens

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

A School Girl and Teacher.

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

Obnox.com.

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

"Son, we're concerned about your partying."

'What a crummy game. You try to find overdue books and get them back to the library. It's called 'Tome Raiders.'

"Spin the Noodle"

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."