Style-savvy Teen Gifts

'Since I had it done, no one's noticed my acne!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

A School Girl and Teacher.

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

"Son, we're concerned about your partying."

'What a crummy game. You try to find overdue books and get them back to the library. It's called 'Tome Raiders.'

"Spin the Noodle"

Obnox.com.

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'I think HE is messing with us.'