Teen Fashion Buff Gifts

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

Obnox.com.

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

'Humph Punks!'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'I think HE is messing with us.'