Teen Fashion Buff Gifts

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

'Teenagers!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

Pop Culture for Teens

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Hoody Woodpecker.

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

"It's a midriff warmer."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

Obnox.com.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

'Humph Punks!'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'I think HE is messing with us.'