Fashion-forward Academic Pillows

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Rap music

"I don't like your application."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

The Bland Leading the Bland

Rainbow skier

Social Struggles

Chippunks

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

'Is that a wig?'

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Smart meter. Smarter meter

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"

'Gus! Get over here and see what our tattoos used to look like!'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

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