College Faculty Fashionista Pillows

Hey, don't I know you? Are you serious? U.C. Berkeley, 1993 … Doesn't ring a bell. Picture me with dreds and a goatee. No bell. Flannel shirt and Doc Martens boots. No bell. Awesome thumb ring. No bell (Sigh) … picture me 50 lbs lither. Lemont! Buddy!

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Casual Thursday

Tuck Shop

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Fashion Nursery School

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The New Business Power Suit

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Girl trying to be a woman

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Lady in Blue Dress

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

'They don't allow ponytails.'

After the takeover - The makeover

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

A School Girl and Teacher.

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."