College Faculty Fashionista Gifts

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Tuck Shop

Casual Thursday

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Fashion Nursery School

The New Business Power Suit

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Girl trying to be a woman

Lady in Blue Dress

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'They don't allow ponytails.'

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

'Is plaid holding me back?'

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

After the takeover - The makeover