Fashionistas In Training Gifts

'Fine Alix, you don't have to go school shopping. I'll bring home jeans and shirts for you to try. . . but tomorrow, rain or shine, we're going shoe shopping.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Little Princess.

Tuck Shop

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Besties Photo

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'Too dressy?'

Fashion Nursery School

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

We have skule clothes.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Do-over

Tank color choices.

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

Girl trying to be a woman

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Bathing suit.

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Proper little princess.

Future Old People

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'