Fashion Teacher Gifts

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"I think it's time we dropped fashion design from the education curriculum..."

In the Guru District

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Men's business romper.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'I'll take it!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Tuck Shop

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

How would Madam like to pay?

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Trendies, INC

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."