Fashion Teacher T-Shirts

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"I think it's time we dropped fashion design from the education curriculum..."

In the Guru District

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Men's business romper.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll take it!'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Tuck Shop

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

How would Madam like to pay?

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Trendies, INC

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."