Starting A Fashion Course T-Shirts

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Little Princess.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Tuck Shop

Western Outfitters.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Fashion Nursery School

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Lady in Blue Dress

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"What's my collar size?"

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Girl trying to be a woman

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

'I'm starting a new trend.'

Miranda Kerr

Romee Strijd caricature

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

SAGE (unknown model)

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

Entrepreneurial Moths

"Great! Now slightly more awkward, frigid, and dead inside."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'