Starting A Fashion Course T-Shirts

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Little Princess.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Western Outfitters.

Tuck Shop

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Fashion Nursery School

Martina Klein

Girl trying to be a woman

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Lady in Blue Dress

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"What's my collar size?"

Bar Refaeli

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Miranda Kerr

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

'I'm starting a new trend.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

SAGE (unknown model)

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

Future Old People

Romee Strijd caricature

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

Sara Sampaio

Cara Jocelyn Delevingne

Entrepreneurial Moths

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"Great! Now slightly more awkward, frigid, and dead inside."