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"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

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"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Botox."

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"More concealer?"

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

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Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

Vanity artist

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.