Aspiring Beauty Guru T-Shirts

'I'm living the cream.'

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Little Princess.

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Curling your hair for no reason

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Woman applying makeup

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'You do Botox?'

Complete Makeover

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

Hairstyles

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"